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President Ahn's Masterplan Ch1

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Chapter 1 - Orange or There Was No Chandelier


Shin Woo was staring at Tae Kyung, hot tea in hand. The young leader seemed tensed, panicked. He brought a glass of water to his lips, hands trembling all the way, before dropping it. The sound of breaking glass filled the house, surprising Shin Woo who had never seen his bandmate so distressed.

"Tae Kyung, what is bothering you?" he asked with concern.

"N...nothing! Leave me alone you weird stoic tea-drinking...person!" the leader replied, searching for a word that would best define Shin Woo.

"Tae Kyung, seriously. Tell me what is wrong. I'm there for you."

Tae Kyung remained quiet for a moment and sorted out his options.

"O...okay." he started to say shakily. "Well, I've been having this dream..."

Shin Woo rose his eyebrow urging his friend to continue.

"In the dream I'm with Mi Nam, hum, I mean Mi Nyu and things get, hum, heated."

Shin Woo wasn't sure he wanted to hear more but kept on listening. He already had some theories in mind about Tae Kyung being sexually frustrated.

"And then she started taking off her shirt," the distressed man continued. "... and that's when it happened... Chest hair."

"What?" Shin Woo wasn't sure he heard him right. "Chest hair?"

"Yes. Chest hair. Every where! It was so scar...disturbing!"

" Don't worry. It's just a dream. I'm sure Mi Nyu doesn't have chest hair but if you want to make sure ask Mi Nam," replied Shin Woo, trying to contain his laughter.

"How would you know if Mi Nyu had chest hair or not?" Tae Kyung screamed.

At that moment, the phone rang, interrupting their conversation. Since Tae Kyung was still feeling a bit distressed, Shin Woo answered. Before he had the chance to say "Hello", he heard President Ahn's voice yelling at him.

"Watch the news! Now!" he urged.

"Okay..."

So Shin Woo walked over to the TV and turned it on. Fortunately, the television was already on the news channel since Jeremy liked to listen to the news to make him fall asleep.

"...the polls now reveal that Korea's number one group, or should I say ex- number one group, A. N. Jell has now dropped in popularity and is now number two behind F.T. Island!" said the television.

"Whatever." (A.N. We'll let you guess which band mate, Tae Kyung or Shin Woo said that.)

"What? But how? I have to be number one! Always!" Mister X said in his usual angry tone.

It was at that moment that Jeremy and Mi Nam finally awoke and came in the kitchen. Yes, at the same time. They're in sync that way. They listened to the rest of the report before freaking out.

"Oh my God! What the fuck!" exclaimed Jeremy.

"This can't be happening! I just started!" cried Go Mi Nam.

They could all hear President Ahn's voice from Shin Woo's phone, yelling.

" This is so not jackpot! Let's have an emergency meeting! "
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Now let's see what's going on with Go Mi Nyu. For once, she wasn't crying. (A.N. Thierri doesn't like the crying nun) She is in the orphanage and is playing with the little children. In the background she could hear the television report and briefly thought about her ex-band mates. Her attention was driven towards the television.

It was at that moment that her cellphone rang, not giving her the time to react to the news (she is slow that way). It was Jeremy.

"Mi Nam! Mi Nam!"

In the background, Mi Nyu could faintly hear a "Hey! I'm right here you idiot!".

"MI NYUUUUUUUU! Quick it's an emergency! You have to come now!"

There was a silent pause.

"Where exactly do you want me to come?" shyly asked the girl.

"To President Ahn's meeting room!" stated the blond as if it were an obvious fact (which it probably was).

"Okay, I'll just get someone to watch over the kids and I'll be right over!"
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Now in the meeting room, the four band mates and Mi Nyu are anxiously waiting the President, some more anxious than others (meaning Jeremy). Why was he late? Had something happened to him? Was he asked to preside the new number one band?

"He's gone! He's gone!" freaked out Jeremy. "He probably doesn't like us any more because we are number two! We let him down and now he is punishing us! I want to see Jolie!"

" Ah, it's okay Jeremy. President Ahn wouldn't do something like that. He's probably just looking for ways to make everything better." said Mi Nyu in her I'm-dealing-with-crying-kids tone.

"Oh just shut up and sit down blondie!" screamed Mi Nam in exasperation.

Out of no where the President appeared.

"Jackpot you guys I have an idea! Oh yeah!"

Everyone looked at him with expectant eyes. President Ahn was always able to get them out of trouble.

"We'll have a couple campaign!"

"Eh?" Every one exclaimed confused. Well every one except Mi Nam who yelled in the background:

"Hell yes!"

President Ahn tried to explain.

"If you want to regain your number one title you have to get more publicity. And what gets more publicity than couples?

Exhibit A - Prince William and Kate's wedding! Everyone knows about it! Even people in Korea who couldn't care less about English royalty."

This brought an angry "Hey!" from Jeremy.

"Exhibit B - Mary and Joseph! You know, from the Bible! Mi Nyu, you know what I'm talking about! The Bible is the greatest bestseller!

Exhibit C- Hum, well... you get the point!"

And thus began President Ahn's master plan.
We don't own the characters, only the plotline! This is the first chapter of a fanfic based on the fabulous korean drama "You're Beautiful"! Please enjoy!

Chapter 2 right here! [link]
Chapter 3! [link]
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